Ganji Aurtain
Aik khaton ko apne shohr par bila-waja shak karne ki adat thi jab bhi wo daftar se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to is ke coat ko bari arq raizi se check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aa jata to phir to becharay shohar ki shamat he a jati.
aik din shohr daftar se ghar aya is ne is ke libas ko pori tarah check kiya lekin kuch bhi nazar na aya.
Acha ... (is ne mounh basorte hoe kaha) "Ab tum ne ganji aurton ke sath bhi dosti karni shuru kar di hai".
Ustaad Bachon Se...
Ustaad bachon se : " acha ye batao din main taray kyun nahi nikalte? "
Aik bache ne masomiyat se jawab dia . " Sir! wo suraj ke raste main tang nahi arana chahte."
"Inam"
Aik afsar ne aik sipahi ki bahadri janchne ke lie achanak is ke kandhe par bandoq rakh kar fire kar dia.wo sipahi joon ka toon khara raha.
afsr ne khush ho kar kaha. " Hum tumhari bahadri se khush hoe.isi khushi main lo hamara coat inam main.
Sipahi ne kaha. " magar mujhe coat ki nahi pant ki zarurat hai"
Afsr ne hairat se pocha . "pant ki magar kyun?'
Sipahi ne jawab diya . " kyun ke aap ke fire se meri pant kharab ho gae ".
Pathan (ricksha wale se) station jane ke kitne paise lo ge ?
Ricksha Wala : 50 rupay.
Pathan : 20 le lo ?
Rickha Wala : 20 main kon le kar jae ga?
Pathan : Peeche betho hum le ke jae ga :D
Aik sardar pehli bar jahaz main betha:
Jese hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha , to sardar pilot ko marne laga.
Aur Bola :
Main pehle hi dara hua hon
aur tum wheeling kar rahe ho ... :D :P
Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha :
Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai.
Dost : acha woh kese ?
Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin
=p~
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